The Giants are Finished

As a Giants fan the prospect of the G-Men playing a game on Thanksgiving is a dream come true. After sucking down piles of great food and drink, and chatting up the good times with your family, you can sit back and end the day with you favorite team on the tube. Everyone thought it would be a good game, competitive, hard hitting, and exiting to say the least. After witnessing this poor excuse for a pigskin showdown, there is only one word to describe theses men in blue we call are own. UNWATCHABLE. Barring a few terrific passes from Eli Manning to Mario Manningham and Steve Smith, this game was just downright awe full. I have a few observations that I must express. The first and foremost, the offensive play calling is just horrendous. This is really a big part of why the Giants have such a hard time scoring. The calls are just killing this team. They don't know when to go big, and when to tuck it under their arm and drive it up the gut. There is no feel for a rhythm here, and this is the most important part of any offense. Rhythm. The play calling is so limited, unimaginative, boring, and predictable. First things first. Fire Gilbride immediately. This guy is completely clueless and needs to go. Do not even wait until the end of this dreadful season. Fire him right now. Anyone who is running the ball with 5 minutes on the clock down by two touchdowns either wants his team to lose, or is too stupid to realize how fucking stupid he is. Second, there is something seriously wrong with the O line this year. Whether the play calling is bad or not, this team should be able to move the ball much better then they have on the ground and in the air. They have some really talented players that never get used to their full potential because the play calling, and the offensive line are doing everything in their power to fuck it up. This line has been an outright abomination at run and pass blocking. Only giving Jacobs a hole a mouse couldn't fit through on their best days. Don't get me wrong Jacobs has been an outright disappointment this year, but much of that is due to a pathetic bunch of O linemen that can't get out of their own way. Furthermore, their lack of pass blocking has caused Eli to be running all over the place like a madman barefoot on hot coal. This line is just so frustrating to watch, and something big has to be done. Clean house. Show these fat bastards that if they continue to perform like this, they will be working at Burger King in no time. Shake em up, and wake em up. I can witness this pathetic performance no longer, something must be done now.
Now that the despicable offensive problems are out of the way. Let's move on to the defense. I have to honest here, this secondary fucking BLOWS. I'm so tired of watching corner backs standing around like clueless fucking morons every game. Huge coverages are blown all the time and they just stand there like a bunch of fucking momos. What the fuck are they doing here? It really looks like the secondary just gives up late in the game every game. Maybe the talent just isn't there and by being outplayed so badly it makes it look like they aren't trying. I don't know, I can only tell you what I see. I'm not in their heads or in the locker room. What I do know is, they are up there with the worst in the league right now and are absolutely the worst in the red zone. I really think the grace period after winning the super bowl is absolutely over. The defensive line is not much better either.
No one has an excuse anymore. It is now time to demand better a performance or begin kicking some of these worthless pieces of shit out the door and begin restructuring pronto. This is not the Giants anyone could watch and root for. This is a disgrace on wheels. Someone better send out a wake up call or this slowly sinking ship will quickly become a graveyard and home for the fish.